You're One Sinister Taoist

Our Daoists are devious? How are we devious? Being a Daoist is hard, all right?

Bow to the Ancestral Master’s Sword, then bend down to salute while taking the opportunity to stab your instep with the sword. Heh heh heh.

The Moon-Gazing Sword from the Window: pretend to surrender, then suddenly slash at the opponent’s ankle.

Mix thunder-struck wood powder into incense sticks for an instant jolt of numbness.

Remake a stone stele into a lightning rod and temper the soul with thunderfire.

Steal a horsetail whisk from the Ancestral Master’s Hall, then snatch the female ghost away when the Ghost King comes to marry her.

What can you do? A poor Daoist cannot afford to offend anyone.