How Dare You Say That Chinese Medicine Is Not Witchcraft?

"Beauty, you don't want to be infertile forever, right?" "How can I have children as a vampire?" "There are no vampires at all. You might not believe it if I tell you. This is a story that a magic stick can't cure and is deliberately and maliciously made up." "My family, who knows? There is a vampire who was made pregnant by an Eastern wizard." "It's so funny. Traditional Chinese medicine doctors are really all liars. They diagnose vampires as infertile abroad, and they are afraid of being slapped in the face and using silver needles to curse people to have babies." "I'm so angry that Guo Nan doesn't even let the vampires go. It's so scary." "Your Majesty... After the archangel had his five elements adjusted by that oriental man, he cried out that God was PUA to him..." "What magic did this heretic use?" "He said he was a Chinese medicine practitioner." "Why are these werewolves not afraid of the Holy Artifact and still howling at the sun?" "How did the succubus become a big star?" "Heretic... You have blasphemed the gods and are in league with the devil. Die!" "Gods? Since ancient times, I, the descendant of the Five Arts of China, have only dared to talk about people on the mountain. How dare you steal a Yang Fu Jing and learn half-heartedly to call yourself a god in front of me?"