Graduation Season: I Found Financial Freedom Through an App Bug

[Offbeat tycoon] + [College student builds wealth through technology] + [Feel-good girl-chasing] + [Trolling feminists] + [Cultural export] + [Taking on public intellectuals] Youyang, a fourth-year journalism student, inexplicably finds an app compiler from the 22nd century on his phone. Before this future compiler, every app is garbage. You say your app’s security is flawless? In my hands, it’s riddled with holes! He compiles a virtual person modeled on himself, and this digital human becomes a top-tier star at singing, dancing, and offering news commentary. He compiles a traffic-boosting hack, allowing him to distribute traffic on Douyin and video channels however he pleases. He compiles a hack for fleecing the financial conglomerates, and from then on, he can reap huge profits from the big banks and social security systems of Japan and MAGA-land. He compiles an AI program, and before long, it leaves every competitor worldwide so far behind they can only eat its dust... What kind of app compiler is this? It’s a wealth compiler!