On the Day I Joined the Army, I Wanted the Old Man to Buy Me Cigarettes.

Yuan Tao: "Don't you dislike me because of my handsome appearance, rich connotation, and unconcealable talent?" "Don't worry, I don't like these advantages of mine either." "I have to enlist." "Take up the steel guns of our fathers and protect the frontier." "Isn't it called youth if you don't show off?" ……… The squad leader roared angrily: "Who washed my quilt?" Yuan Tao: "Tell the squad leader that I washed it." "You often say that comrades should help each other. Seeing that your quilt was too dirty, I washed it for you." The recruit company has an extra squad leader who follows the recruits into quilting. Carrying weight for five kilometers. Company Commander: "If anyone runs behind me today, I won't be able to eat." Yuan Tao: "Report, run ahead of you, I want you to wash my socks for a week." … I just like to see the way the veterans can't stand me and can't kill me. What top? What I do is top notch.