The Mad Immortal of the Three Kingdoms

In this chaotic age where immortals and mortals dance together, the spiritual energy unleashed after the Ten Provinces' barrier shattered runs wild like a runaway horse. Yellow Turban strongmen can overturn city walls with their bare hands, the steeds beneath the Xiliang cavalry bear qilin horns, and the dragons raised by the Jiangdong navy surge through the clouds. Meanwhile, our protagonist, a lazy young man who uses the Book of Dunjia as toilet paper and shoots pheasants with a Zhuge repeating crossbow, follows the most down-to-earth survival philosophy of a transmigrator: keep a low profile and grow stronger, don't get reckless!

As Lu Bu's Sky Piercer shatters nine layers of tribulation lightning outside Hulao Pass, and Zhang Fei's roar knocks the Big Dipper from the sky at Dangyang Bridge, the slippery young man, who is always thinking, “If you can't beat them, join them,” gradually discovers that his wisecracks and shenanigans somehow align with the long-lost ancient Dao of Primordial Unity. He mixes Meng Po's soup into Hua Tuo's anesthetic, adds suona music to Pang Tong's chain stratagem, and even uses tai chi to set Lu's horse's bones. Then, during the wine-boiling discussion of heroes, Cao Cao points at him and says, “Among the heroes under heaven, only you and Wu'er qualify.”

When thunder rumbles in the highest heavens and the Imperial Jade Seal reflects a dim Ziwei star, this streetwise man, who has been used as a chess piece by all manner of immortals, finally crushes every last trump card hidden in his waistband. With Zhuge Liang's Seven-Star Life-Renewal Technique in his left hand, Zhou Yu's charred guqin strings clutched in his right, and Guo Jia's final stratagem tucked in his arms, he stands atop the Bronze Sparrow Terrace and raises his middle finger to the immortals filling the sky:

“Cut the act! Today I'll show you the ultimate secret of surviving a chaotic age!”