Douluo Dalu: Martial Soul Pineapple Battle Mech, Get Stronger for Cash

In their previous lives, a grandfather and grandson died of carbon monoxide poisoning. In this life, on Douluo Dalu, each sees the other as a “good-for-nothing.” Golden Crocodile Douluo Ximen Qiong painstakingly disguises himself as a poor old man, putting on a show every day at Spirit Hall and the market: “My grandson gets winded just sweeping the floor. I’ll have to arrange seven fiancées for him to bring the family some good luck!” Ironclad killer Ximen Xiao spends his days fluffing cotton to save up for a wife, then climbs into his mech at night to hack Titled Douluos to pieces: “Pay me more and I’ll tear open a passage to the Divine Realm with my bare hands. Pay me even more and I’ll give you a scrub-down and unlock the planet-destroying cannon!” The ultimate secrets of the Martial Soul: Disguise mode: harmless little pineapple (Soul Power Level: actual combat strength divided by 81) Combat mode: Crimson Sky Pineapple Armor (more money means more power, and enough money means you can kill gods) Broke mode: moldy, rotten pineapple (Soul Power Level 1. Even Titled Douluos toss it a few copper coins out of pity) Fiancée blind boxes: Tsundere saintess (Hu Liena): “You still haven’t paid me back for touching my tail!” Yandere pirate (Zi Zhenzhu): “The betrothal gifts must include three tons of deep-sea silver... Hey, why are you chewing on it?” Rich girl (Ning Rongrong): “Will the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda be enough? If not, my dad can cough up even more gold!” Mount Akina racing queen (Zhu Zhuqing): “Your mech is 0.01 seconds faster than me? I’ll rip off its wheels and weld them into a washboard for you!” Soft-Boned Debt Collector (Xiao Wu): “There’s my mother’s eighth rib embedded in your mech? The interest will be calculated by counting every leaf in the Star Dou Great Forest!” When Golden Crocodile Douluo watches his grandson use the commissions from god-slaying jobs to open a “Pineapple Bathhouse” next door to Spirit Hall... “I taught him to be thrifty, and now he’s in the arms business and offering bathhouse scrubs?!” How is this transmigration? It’s a spectacular disaster of a grandfather and grandson putting on a show for each other!