You're a Translator, Yet You Think Broad-Minded Means a Giant Watermelon

[Comedy]++ [Livestream]+ [No Shame]+ [Absurd]+ [Translation]+ [Straight-Faced Nonsense] Lin Tian is back home to lie flat when his childhood friend drags him along to help sell a house. He never expects to run into one of the homeowner’s relatives, who is livestreaming. As they get further into the conversation, Zhou Miaoyun realizes Lin Tian’s thought process is exceptionally bizarre. “The house is crumbling and dilapidated? Nonsense, it’s clearly Syrian style!” “Shopping up a storm at a luxury boutique? Sorry, the old man cut off my card.” “Beautiful, kindhearted, and broad-minded? Uh… you’re a 36D?” Netizens: 666, damn, you really are a genius! As Lin Tian’s popularity explodes, netizens realize this guy is an absolute master of making a scene. Even the most ordinary words sound sophisticated when they come out of Lin Tian’s mouth, full of style and class… A parallel world! If it seems familiar, that’s up to you!