Great Song: Starting with a Drift in Zhao Er's Donkey Cart

Also known as This Song Dynasty Is Different Poor men play with cars, rich men play with watches, and the emperor wants to race a donkey cart! In the fourth year of Taiping Xingguo, Zhao Er led an army to attack Youzhou and returned in defeat! He could only try drifting a donkey cart under cover of darkness, but halfway there, the axle suddenly snapped! The Liao soldiers were right on his heels. In this moment of peril, where were the civil officials and military generals? Fortunately, the cart driver Liu Shuo awakened a “biomimetic” System and gained [a donkey's stamina]. With the fate of the Great Song on his back, he escaped the Liao army's encirclement! With this achievement, Liu Shuo thought he would become Zhao Er's escort and loyal retainer, and that his rise through the ranks would be as fast as a racing donkey cart, with no one ever daring to criticize him again. But what do you mean Zhao Er has to reach the fourth-rank Grandmaster realm before he can cultivate his age to fifty? And what do you mean the “practice” in the Qi-refining realm refers to practicing with Qi-refining pills? Could it be that Zhao Er, the powerful patron he risked his life to win over, is no more than a nobody in this world? Fortunately, martial power is in the hands of the imperial court! So Liu Shuo joined the Imperial Guard, and his martial cultivation and official rank really did soar like a racing donkey cart! The supervising censor was so frightened that he ran to Zhao Er and complained, “Your Majesty, Liu Shuo is extraordinarily brave and claims to possess the power to subdue dragons.” “Dragons are a symbol of the emperor!” “Aren't you worried about what might happen in the future...?” Zhao Er ignored him and sank into deep thought. “The future... you mean the future?” Later, after that unreasonable censor was beaten up and banished to Lingnan, Liu Shuo, Grand Academician of the Zhaowen Hall, Tongping Zhangshi, Kaifu Yitong Sansi, and Pillar of State, sighed: “Pick up a pen and paper, and I can't beat you. Put down the pen and paper, and I can't impeach you. Good thing I have a court tablet, so I can beat you and impeach you at the same time.”