Goblin Gentleman, My Club Is Too Formal

[On my first day as the owner of the Goblin Club, I received a letter of complaint from the Elf Princess] "Does this store require members to wear prescribed clothing? This is blatant discrimination!" ——From "Real-name Accusation of the First Daughter of the Jade Royal Court" I traveled through time and became a goblin, bound to the [Gentlemen's Club Training System]. Task 1: Let the proud paladin captain voluntarily wear a cat ear headband Task 2: Teach the Deep Sea Mermaid Queen to use her tail to dance to the Pure Land Task 3: When the vampire princess bites your neck, bite her collarbone back. "What did you say you were just going to act as a 'gentleman etiquette instructor'?!" Looking at the increasingly outrageous achievement tasks in the system panel, I looked at the room full of blushing goddess members who were pretending to be calm, silently hiding their goblin tails in their suit pants - after all, no one knew that the owner of this dark alley club, known as "the most high-end social venue in the continent", was actually a goblin disguised only by [Succubus Perfume]. Until one day, the Queen of the Dragon Clan pressed her down on a pile of gold coins and asked: "You have 37 different divine auras... Do you want to form an alliance of God-killers?" I looked at the skyrocketing [Goddess Corruption Value] in the background, and finally discovered the real gameplay of this club—— "Welcome to the Goblin Club. Which goddess's 'special course' do you want to unlock tonight?"