What Do You Mean, Enemy of the Immortals? I’m Clearly the Springtime of the Immortals

“A villain?” “Only the losers get called villains. The winners are the chosen ones! When the time comes, great scholars will defend my cause!” “Reporting to you, Lord Ji, our slogan is: ‘Law enforcement with limits, beatings with force! Kicks with precision, punches with conviction! Slap the face, then kick the legs; after the belly, strike straight at the heart!’” “After six blows with the baton in one second, everything else is just personal preference!” “One punch to shatter the immortal’s romance! My lord, I’m a good citizen!” “Resistance can’t save this world. It’ll take a revolution!” “All cultivators, attention! Salute Lord Ji, the young man who sparked the revolution, the great pioneer, and the immortals’ greatest enemy! Loyalty! Dedication!” The heavens were sick, and gravely so. The immortals enslaved the masses, grinding their bones and sucking out their marrow, feeding on their blood and flesh. Generation after generation, they sat high above the common people, cutting off the path for mortals to rise. Ji He transmigrated into this world. Thanks to the jade silkworm in his mind, any act that harmed the immortals’ interests earned him Villain Points, which he could use to unlock all kinds of abilities. And so, he slowly raised his right hand toward the heavens: “Though the night of revolution is hard, I will not keep its glory to myself.” “Right here, right now.” “Let us witness greatness together!”