I, the Magic Dragon, Start the Game with the Elf Princess Backwards

Elf Princess: [Five years, a full five years. The ideal life of being attacked by orcs is about to come true! The rude orcs will tear off the elves' arrogance here and make the elves slaves of the orcs! It's my favorite episode! Langdon: [What are you talking about, you broken-headed elf? ! Do you want to tell her that I am actually a dragon pretending to be an orc?