In the Apocalypse, I Win People Over With Virtue

The apocalypse is here, but why is everything so weird?! A Black guy protests against zombies: “That's racial discrimination!” An Indian guy says, “I don't like lizards. Zombies are the best!” Xu Han remains steadfast in his devotion to the giant pendulum ride. The System is online, but it just doesn't seem right. Looking at the skills, he has a million things he wants to say. He feels like he's been slandered again, but he has no proof. He might as well whip out his big axe. Better to “win people over with virtue”!