Transmigrating Interstellar, I Live Broadcast Cultivation In Kindergarten

In the interstellar era, the threat of cosmic “X” radiation, insectoid attacks, and genetic disorders was growing ever more severe.

After being struck by lightning in both her past and present lives, Jiang Yuxi embarked on her journey of petting fluffy creatures. No, wait, her journey of teaching them.

Language class? Read through the cultivation manuals of the Beast-Taming Sect.

Math class? “Arithmetic” is still arithmetic.

P.E.? Spirit Beast Body-Strengthening Techniques.

Art class? Talisman drawing and formation diagrams. Who’s to say they aren’t just lines?

Nutrient solution? How are you supposed to swallow this stuff? Are the eight great cuisines not delicious enough? Or do you not like the snacks at the night market?

Gene serum? It causes severe “pill toxin” buildup. Marrow-cleansing solution works much better, with no side effects.

The interstellar plants are poisonous and radioactive, and can trigger mental power outbursts? Those are clearly rare treasures of heaven and earth. Plants naturally counterbalance one another. Isn’t it normal for parts of the same plant to be poisonous?

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After the big shots hiding in the kindergarten had their secret identities exposed one after another, the interstellar beastfolk finally realized the truth:

Their upright, honorable, and battle-hardened crown prince was actually a little schemer who would act cute, cling to the young female, and get jealous over her. He even kept a little notebook of his enemies.

The billionaire big shot who supposedly had no interest in cubs or females was now constantly trying to please the young female and even volunteered to help look after the cubs.

And the former Federation God of War, who was so rebellious that he became a space pirate over a difference of opinion, had actually taken a job teaching the cubs basic combat at a tiny kindergarten just so he could stay by the young female’s side. He even doubled as a security guard.

Interstellar beastfolk: “Give us more! We country bumpkins love this stuff.”

Dog beastfolk: “That’s enough. First, I never bothered you. Second, I never bothered you. Finally, I never bothered you.”