How Many Forms Do the Astra Militarum Have to Fill Out to Save the Galaxy?

In a future that is not so eternally dark, and definitely not the 41st millennium in human history (really not), Hasek Szeik, an imperial citizen full of 'wisdom' and 'loyalty' from a remote agricultural world, was recruited to serve in the Imperial Guard. A sudden accident gave him the ability to communicate with the mechanical soul. From then on, under the endless bureaucratic paperwork, layers of approval forms, complicated rituals, and "occasional" heresy harassment, this unreliable imperial warrior and his companions will use their talents and courage to dedicate their loyalty to the precarious Empire of Man. ———————————————————————— Warning: This book contains a large number of untrue imperial administrative procedures and bureaucratic practices. All characters in the book are purely fictitious and any similarities are purely coincidental. Adeptus Mechanicus Disclaimer: This book is not responsible for any mechanical malfunctions caused by imitating the actions of the protagonist. Inquisition Rating: Barely Passing. ———————————————————————— The number of words is too small. It was originally titled "For the glory of the Human Empire, I decided to fill in this form incorrectly"