Every Time I Get Caught Gossiping, I Have to Say Something Embarrassing

[Ding! Key dialogue detected. The Gossipy Get-Rich System has been bound.] At the scene of a ruined street stall, Li Lingyun shouted, “Stop! Stop! You two, please stop fighting!” From then on, she began earning money by delivering classic lines at every juicy scandal she came across. As a crowd watched a cheating couple’s confrontation, Li Lingyun pointed at the mistress and asked the bickering spouses, “How could you make him wear Pinru’s clothes?!” Dragged into a scene of seduction and coercion, she saw two people in disheveled clothes inside the room and earnestly declared, “I’m not here to break you two up. I’m here to join you.” Passing a domestic violence scene strewn with wreckage, Li Lingyun glared at the perpetrator and argued emphatically, “You only lost a leg. She lost her love!” Someone asked her, “You act so cocky when you’re watching the drama. Aren’t you afraid someone will hit you?” With a Pocky stick between her teeth, Li Lingyun blew out a fake smoke ring and asked gravely, “Have you ever risked your life for the sake of the gossip?” Meanwhile, she frantically asked the System in her mind: This line counts too, right?!