Start with an Immortal Body, Kicking over the Strange Fairy Garden

Why are the immortals in the sky so weird? Are mortals supposed to be like cows or horses? Immortals have good and evil, and humans have good and evil! Get into the frying pan, obtain immortal bones, learn from the ancient gods, and become immortal and change your destiny! Since it's dark, let's use these evil gods to light up sky lanterns!