On a Luxury Cruise, My Wife Brought Her Male Best Friend's Entire Family

My company rewarded my wife and me with a cruise vacation, but she insisted on bringing her male best friend and his whole family along. She not only took over my ocean-view cabin, but also kicked me down to the cargo hold at the bottom of the ship to sleep. When I objected, my male best friend’s seventy-year-old mother lay down on the floor and rolled around, claiming I was bullying an old woman and cursing me to die horribly. So, as soon as we reached shore, I caught a flight out and left them with a massive bill. By the time they realized what had happened, they were all consumed with regret.