One Realm a Day, So What If My Traits Are a Little Weird?

“Why do you hit me right in the weak spot every time?”

“Because I have the ‘I Know What Women Want’ trait...”

“You couldn’t hit me at all before. How did you manage it this time...?”

“Because my ‘Dead-On Accuracy’ trait guarantees a hit on the hundredth try. Get it?”

“Why do all the women say you’re a scumbag? You don’t seem like one to me.”

“Oh, you’ve got it wrong. I said that myself, because broken glass improves physical defense...”

…

After transmigrating to a high-martial world, Gu Qing binds himself to a System.

The System randomly generates traits based on Gu Qing’s actions.

And it doesn’t just generate traits at random.

The very first trait it generates is:

[Sunny, Cheerful Young Man: The Host will constantly perform photosynthesis and may evolve into a naturally sacred body]

After that, the traits get stranger and stranger.

There’s [Cringe], [Overconfident Average Guy], [Two and a Half Years of Practice], and [Military Boxing]...

At first, Gu Qing doesn’t think much of it.

Until later.

[Idiot Forum Descends: A domain forms within 50 li of the Host. The intelligence of all targets inside it is forcibly reduced by 100%]

[Ouch, What Are You Doing: For 1 hour, perfectly dodge all attacks]

[I Know What Women Want: When the Host’s opponent is of the opposite sex, every attack by the Host is guaranteed to critically hit]

[Sharp Tongue: The Host is immune to poison attacks]

[Heart as Cold as a Snake’s: The Host becomes a cold-blooded animal and is no longer afraid of the cold]

[I Don’t Eat Beef: Cattle cannot come near the Host]

[Naturally Sacred Ox-and-Horse Body: The Host has absolute dominance when facing cattle and horses]