Even the Conservatives Think You're Too Conservative

Also known as Is This What You Call Feudalism? and Isn't Your City Getting a Little Too Urbanized?

One fine afternoon, Hofa, the family's staunch conservative, addressed the gentry, landlords, and nobility: “I've made a decision that goes against our ancestors. It's time to root out the backward, ignorant bourgeoisie. Heirs to the old order around the world, unite!”

Looking at some of the overly developed big cities and sprawling settlements, Hofa furrowed his brow and muttered, “This place is a little too urbanized.”