The Magical Girl Punches People Through the Internet

“Su Cheng owes the company 550 million, failed to kill herself, and then got into a full-on online fight with her fans. What kind of top-tier star is this?”

“This is hilarious. She accidentally posted something meant for her alt account on her main account, and now she’s freaking out.”

“LOL, her alt got exposed, so Su Cheng just started using her main account instead.”

“It’s so funny watching her freak out. She’s one step away from beating people up in person.”

“Hahaha, when Su Cheng livestreams tonight, I’ll provoke her a little more and see if she can come through the internet and beat me up. Preferably with her white-stockinged foot stepping on me.”

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At her apartment, Su Cheng was livestreaming a heated online argument when detectives showed up. They pulled out several photos of people beaten into swollen, bruised messes and said, “Su Cheng, someone reported you for assault. We’re here to get your side of the story.”

Su Cheng took one look at the photos and burst out laughing. “Sorry, I don’t know these pigs.”

They weren’t this swollen when I finished with them.

One detective asked, “Why did you comment ‘Serves them right’ under the videos they posted?”

Su Cheng put on an innocent expression. “They insult and harass me online every day. Of course I’d say they deserve it.”

The detective said, “All right. Thanks for your cooperation.”

They had already investigated before coming. Su Cheng’s bank cards were frozen, and the people who got beaten lived all over the country. It was impossible for her to hire someone or fly around beating them up. Still, someone had filed a report, so they had to follow procedure.

As for the complainant’s claim that a magical girl had beaten them up, that was utter nonsense.

We have to believe in science.

Not long after the two detectives left, Su Cheng transformed into a magical girl and vanished from the room.

Anyone who files a report and wastes public resources deserves another beating.