My Wife Thought I Was Mute, So She Hired Someone Else to Say My Wedding Vows

At the wedding, the officiant looked at me and asked, “Mr. Gu Yi, do you take Shen Yun to be your wife, in sickness and in health, in poverty and in wealth, to love and protect her?” I gazed tenderly at Shen Yun across from me. Though I couldn’t speak, I was willing.

“I do! I’m willing to take Shen Yun as my wife!” the best man behind me shouted. He gazed affectionately at Shen Yun, and her eyes brimmed with tenderness too. The guests erupted in an uproar.

I glared furiously at the best man, but Shen Yun stepped in front of him. “What did he do wrong? You can’t speak, so he was just helping you get through the wedding.”

She had forgotten that I’d become mute saving her. I took off the groom’s boutonniere and threw away the ring. “In that case, why don’t you two get married?”