Valorant: What Do You Mean, an Esports Drunkard?

The hottest Valorant esports novel of 2024

A labor of love by a former pro player

Li Mo wakes up one day back in his college years. As he stands once more at a crossroads in life, confused and unsure which path to take, he suddenly discovers that after a few drinks, his usually Iron-level gaming skills let him crush professional players!

One glass of wheat juice is all it takes to turn him into an aim god.

A solo team wipe that even pros can’t pull off, a last-second comeback: after downing a shot of Erguotou, he does it all with ease!

From then on, a “gaming Li Bai” appears on the Valorant tournament stage.

Vodka in his left hand, Erguotou in his right, he becomes a drunken keyboard immortal.

While everyone mocks him and waits for him to become a joke, Li Mo, looking thoroughly drunk on camera, goes on a rampage!

At this moment, FPS players around the world are watching him...

Years later, the world’s top FPS players have this to say about him:

T3: “Every move Cobra makes is like a stunning work of art.”

Kang Kang: “Every top duelist wants to become Brother Li. In the end, though, they realize you can never become the god at the top of the pyramid.”

Zekken: “I don’t think there’s a single pro player who wouldn’t want Cobra as a teammate. You wouldn’t even have to think about strategy. You could just watch God C’s solo performance from the death cam.”

Danking: “Brother Li, my Superman! The eternal god!”

Aspas: “I have to admit it: Li is a legend. No Valorant player can stand above him.”