“I order you to stop this match and break them up.”
“But, Jade Emperor, better to tear down a temple than ruin a marriage. And I’m the Matchmaker. If you make me do something like this, won’t Heaven punish me?” I was terrified at first, then helplessly pursed my lips. I was about to say more when the Jade Emperor rudely cut me off.
“If you don’t go, I’ll strike you with lightning right now. You think I’m joking?”
“…”
Well, it sure sounds like a joke.
