Control Me for Thirty Days and Thirty Thousand Days

(The comic is being revised and has been published overseas.) Dou Obituary: My girlfriend who I have been dating for seven years is having an affair with my best buddy. Zheng Qiuqiu: Wow~ Dou Obituary: Let me elaborate further. Dou Yi: I caught them on the spot. Because the scene was so exciting, I felt nauseated and couldn't eat for several days. Later, I thought about buying some wine to soothe my injured soul. Little did I know that there was a drunk driver who took me as a target. Dou Obituary: My legs couldn't run away from someone else's car, so I was knocked away, flew onto the green belt, and fell on the landmark building of xx city... Zheng Qiuqiu: What are your legs? Dou Yi: When I woke up, it was gone. Zheng Qiuqiu: Oh...! Dou Yi: Hey, what makes me most angry is not that my legs are missing. Dou Obituary: It's the cleaning fee for the landmark building in xx city, and I have to pay for it. Because there is my blood on it. And the restoration cost of that green belt... The input box was blank for a brief thirty seconds. Zheng Qiuqiu: Hahahahahahahaha.