We Didn't Do Anything Wrong, You Did!

The Primordial Immortal Realm descended, and its energy poured into the universe, causing the plants and animals of Earth to mutate like crazy. Sea beasts as massive as mountains, apes as tall as skyscrapers, divine trees that blotted out the sky, and pythons as long as mountain ranges... All living things could follow the Immortal Realm’s path of cultivation and transform themselves. The age of cultivation for all had arrived! The usual way to cultivate immortality: master spiritual energy, fly on a sword, unleash ten thousand swords, and take someone’s head from a thousand miles away. Add a shield artifact, and you have offense and defense covered. Ape Planet Civilization: “We’re learning the immortal ape’s cultivation techniques. Our immortal ape bloodline is immensely strong and can move mountains and fill seas. We’re the strongest!” Five Elements Spirit Clan: “Our spirit clan is favored by heaven and earth, and commands the power of the five elements. We never knew the Immortal Realm had a Five Elements Clan too. We pay our respects to our ancestor!” Merfolk Civilization: “We’re learning the merfolk arts. The merfolk can overturn the seas, making them the strongest race!” Snake Clan: “I’m going to evolve into a dragon. From now on, we’ll be true dragons of the waters, and all spirits will bow before us!” “What the hell is going on with this Jiang Shi? He’s a farmer, and I could put up with the Gatling gun and the missiles, but turning armor into mechs and flying boats into aerospace carriers? Isn’t that taking things too far?” Every race roared in anger: “Who taught him to cultivate like this?! Go teach him! He’s doing it wrong!” After wiping out a civilization, the people of Earth declared with firm resolve: “This is how immortal arts are used! We’re not wrong. You are!” Jiang Shi: “Nine years of compulsory education taught me that ballistics is a path, and marksmanship is a technique!” (Also known as: “You Were Supposed to Learn from the Immortal Realm, Not Go There Yourself!” “Who Taught Him to Cultivate Like This?!” “This Is How People from Earth Should Cultivate!” “You Use Swords, I Use Guns. The Immortal Realm Is My Granary!”)