It's the 21St Century and You Still Want Me to Be a Warlord

"Boss, someone wants to beat you." Yuan Tao: "Don't be afraid, we have an army." "Commander, someone wants to create an industry monopoly, vicious competition, and the economy is besieging us." Yuan Tao: "Don't be afraid. We have an army and no one else has money. How can we still defeat others?" "You're a scumbag, you're with someone else, and you're forcing me to have a child." Yuan Tao: "I've become a warlord, what's wrong with being a scumbag?" "Mr. Yuan, some people call us evil capitalists." Yuan Tao: "We have cannons that can reveal the truth within range." Many years later, a reporter interviewed Yuan Tao: "May I ask Mr. Yuan how you got to where you are now step by step." Yuan Tao: "Use your character to influence, use the truth to influence, and use your own core competitiveness." "Then I would like to ask Mr. Yuan, people often say that your core competitiveness is force, right?" Yuan Tao: "It's the 21st century. Now in a civilized society, who still uses such a primitive method of force?" It's the 21st century and I'm still asked to be a warlord. What can I do? Mission: Please form a guard team within one day. Bank cards will be issued for military pay every day, please check it yourself. Task: Please recruit two maids within one month. Mission: Please give birth to the eldest son within one month and expand the branches and leaves of the family. The daily nutrition fee is 1,000, and you can check it yourself. Mission: Please form a scout within three days to detect the enemy's situation. Military pay is 5,000 per day, please check it yourself. Restore the glory of your ancestors and let your family tree open a separate page for you. Yuan Tao couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh...