My company made me livestream every night and connect with all kinds of internet celebrities and stars. I ditched my usual timid, innocent persona and started speaking my mind on stream. The old me: “Brothers and sisters, I didn’t mean to. It’s all a misunderstanding.” The new me, staring scornfully at the sleazy internet celebrity across from me: “Dude, are you an idiot? You think being an influencer means you can do whatever you want, like you’re the emperor or something? And you’re still trying to play the devoted bachelor? You’ve been sleeping around left and right.”
