My Wife Bought Her Male Assistant a Maybach

At the most crucial point in a major business deal, my wife transferred away millions in security deposits and bought a Maybach for her young assistant. When I confronted Xu Qiao, she defended herself without a hint of shame. “What's wrong with me buying him a car? It makes the company look good when he drives it. No wonder you fail. You're so petty and stingy.” The company's most important deal fell through because the funds weren't there. Meanwhile, a video of Xu Qiao celebrating the Maybach purchase with her assistant at the dealership went viral online. The comments were full of envy: “What a perfect match. Their love for each other is so touching.” I commented, “We're still married, so this is marital property. I have the right to claim it back.” Xu Qiao called and tore into me. “Could you have even a little dignity? You want me to take back something I gave him? It's a promotion gift. Do you have to ruin everyone's mood to be happy?” Me: “We're getting divorced. Give me my money back!”