I Have Surrendered to the Witch, but the System Says I Am One Year Old

Xu Qingxiao opened his eyes and woke up and found himself lying in the coffin. In the new world, strange powers and gods are everywhere, and demons are rampant. Fortunately, as long as he lights up various life achievements, he can get rewards and improve his strength. As a result, the system bug misjudged him as a one-year-old baby. The first time he stood up, the first time he spoke, the first time he walked, the first time he killed someone, the first time he killed a demon, the first time he had sex... He did it all easily. Is this something a one-year-old baby can do? Due to the system's misjudgment, every achievement he achieved was far beyond the ability of a newborn. All of them received excess profits, and his realm advanced by leaps and bounds. He had a little knowledge of various martial arts, Confucianism, and Taoism cultivation systems. "Witch, I want you to help me practice and help me light up." "You won't believe me if I tell you, but I'm actually only one year old." "You can't compare me with those powerful young masters from aristocratic families. They only need to spend more resources on cultivation, but I have more to consider." From a small policeman to a great general, Xu Qingxiao looked back and realized that it was really not easy for him. This journey is difficult and dangerous, and no one knows how to conquer demons better than him. He looked up to the sky, wondering whether the legends of gods and Buddhas were true or false, and whether they could spark new achievements? "You call this one year old?" ", "Cultivation is so easy!