Me, a Plant-Hybridizing Farmer, Saving the World?

[Post-apocalyptic wasteland + farming + Plants vs. Zombies hybrids]

“Fighting? No, no, I can’t fight. How could an ordinary farmer like me have any combat skills?” Jiang Jin says with a smile, answering the reporter in front of him.

“But someone says they saw you single-handedly take down a high-level zombie leader with a man-eating plant wearing a sunflower crown.”

“Lies! Man-eating plants only eat little bugs. And how could one be over two meters tall?”

“But I never said how tall it was.”

“Oh, of course. I meant that the land I farm always yields plenty of good crops.”

“???” “What do you think of the Nether Federation calling the basic education and civilian technology promoted by our Alliance a waste on the lower classes?”

“I can’t see it.”

“What?” As the reporter looks on in confusion, the ground begins to tremble. With a buzzing roar, a gigantic gray-black mushroom shoots up from the distance, straight into the sky.

Jiang Jin’s voice follows: “I said they’re about to disappear from the map.”