Dating Show: They're Addicted to Grinding Through My Experience Bar

The reporters were baffled: How could an ordinary nobody like you get Lin Ruoshui, the celebrated young diva of the music scene with her icy beauty, to seek you out every day to chat about music and life, and even occasionally sing love duets with you?

The fans were completely confused: How could a fat slob like you get Hua Xiaoman, the ultimate beauty in the JK world, with her sharp tongue and love of handsome faces, to suddenly change her ways and dote on you, act all sweet, and cling to you?

The bystanders were practically losing it: What’s so great about this scumbag? Why does Li Shishi, the queen of curvy backsides and the ultimate fox spirit who usually takes pleasure in toying with men, keep blushing as she drags him off to places without the show crew’s cameras, like the restroom or the bamboo grove? What exactly are you two doing? You’re taking things way too far!

And things are getting more and more outrageous.

You said you were just male best friends, so why are you kissing?

You said you were just confidants, but you’re lying in bed together.

And what’s all this about being a backup option? Come on, show a little restraint. You’re literally holding her and acting all spoiled!

A modern-day tale of “Tang Sanzang enters the Spider Cave and the Kingdom of Women” begins here.