I Won Olympic Silver as a Side Gig, and My Identity Was Exposed

At the Olympic Games, Lin Xuan drew the attention of the entire country after winning a silver medal while wearing flip-flops and shorts, with one hand in his pocket. In the post-event interview: Reporter: “Viewers say your shots always veer left. Is that because you don’t have professional equipment?” Lin Xuan: “Because the heart is on the left side. I got used to aiming there and couldn’t adjust in time.” Reporter: “Huh? Have you used a gun to shoot people before?!” Lin Xuan: “It was all right, but I later found it too much trouble, so I switched to a cannon.” Reporter: “What? You can use a cannon too?” Lin Xuan: “I learned while driving a tank. They’re about the same.” Reporter: “You learned while driving a tank?” Lin Xuan: “I was flying a fighter jet at the time and thought it was no big deal, so I gave a tank a try too. It was fine.” Reporter: “You can fly a fighter jet as well?” Lin Xuan: “It’s a little more tiring than operating a missile.” Reporter: “A missile???” Lin Xuan: “Yeah. Missiles are more useful for striking the other side’s nuclear industry.” Reporter: “So, what exactly are you...?” Lin Xuan: “An ordinary university intern, Olympic shooting silver medalist, the world’s number-one assassin, and a specially appointed instructor for Arlyat...”