Peninsula Executioner

Reporter: "Mr. He, we are Al Jazeera. Some people say that you are the source of the great disaster on the Peninsula. What is your comment?" He Lan: "They are right! I am not only the source of trouble, I am also the terminator of folk customs, the defender of the law, and the strongest protector of the family. I am the best in law among Taoist priests! The best in Taoist law among lawyers, and the most sultry and elegant writer in legal magic. I am also the annual Red Bull Expendable Lifestyle Champion..." Reporter: "Mr. He, it's live broadcast now..." He Lan: "I'm sorry, let me rearrange my language. What I want to express is that resolutely safeguarding the harmony and tranquility of the peninsula is the responsibility of me, a Taoist special prosecutor of the law department of the peninsula. What kind of demons and crooked ways, monsters, ghosts and snake gods, and weird folk customs should be swept away and completely liquidated. Of course, don't get me wrong. I am not targeting anyone, I am targeting all crooked sects. If you have the guts, come and fuck me..." With the law in one hand and the talisman in the other, follow the law and execute the sentence justly!