You Sent Me to a Dating Show, and I’m Supposed to Go Wild and Wreck Everyone?

[Super sweet one-on-one romance + hilarious antics + showbiz + dating show + face-slapping]

[Unhinged celebrity vs. rich CEO and fellow patient]

On her first day after transmigrating into a book, she was stabbed in the kidney and sent to the hospital. When she woke up, she learned it had all been a staged hero-rescue act she’d orchestrated herself.

Who the hell dug her out of her coffin and made her endure this boring life? What did she ever do to deserve this?

Yan Yang was done pretending. She let her manners fly out the window and embraced a shameless life.

Trashy guy: “You disgust me.”

Ha! After ten rounds of slaps and a spinning kick, the cops took him away for a one-day tour.

She appeared on a dating show wearing a Sad Frog mask, living it up without a care.

On her first date, she taught a greasy guy how to behave.

The comments went wild: She’s so damn cool! Who are you, queen?

Yan Yang took off her mask, and the comment section turned into a battlefield.

She flashed an alluring smile. “Surprised? Shocked? We’re here to spoil the haters. Your favorite nightmare has arrived!”

Later on.

The dating show took a turn, its sweetness wrapped in madness, covering every angle with no blind spots.

Yan Yang narrowed her eyes, folded her arms, and tapped one foot on the ground.

Everyone, level-one alert!

Some turned into dogs, others worshipped her mindlessly.

The production team tried to fix things, but madness is contagious, and it spread from person to person.

Trashy men and scheming women: “I’ll be back!”

In the end, madness worked miracles.

The comments changed their tune:

[Can’t say if this dating show is sweet, but it sure quenches your thirst and cuts through the grease.]

The rich CEO enabled her outrageous antics, their brain waves perfectly in sync.

The whole internet shipped them, but their relationship kept taking unpredictable turns.

Later, he declared loudly:

“Yeah, I spoil her. So what?”

Comments: [Bro! We knew that already.]

Yan Yang: “The light’s been made, but I’d like to switch it to green.”