I’m an Octopus Now, So Why Should I Still Spoil You in This Angsty Novel?

Jiang Cheng is an octopus. She came ashore, stepped on a piece of watermelon rind, and tumbled headfirst into an angsty novel about a real heiress and a fake one. The good news: she’s the real heiress. The bad news: the real heiress suffers both physically and emotionally, has a disabled fiancé, and meets a painfully tragic end. Faced with a cold-hearted father, a biased mother, and a fake heiress who plays the innocent, Jiang Cheng snaps! When her scumbag father and wicked mother try to make her dine with a group of old men to secure an investment, she just smiles. “Why don’t you two go instead? If you need money, just whisper sweet nothings to each other in bed. With that kind of advantage, who wouldn’t be jealous?” To the fake heiress, who acts pitiful in public and mocks her in private, she says: “So little sister has two faces? Big sister will give you a slap to bring them together.” The wealthy elite are stunned! The real heiress the Jiang family brought back from the orphanage is a lunatic. She has a vicious tongue and a hand so deadly that one slap feels like several. Just as everyone thinks she’s made so many enemies she’s doomed, big shots from every walk of life step forward. “She’s my teacher!” The conglomerate all the wealthy families are clamoring to work with declares, “She’s our boss!” Even the military comes out in support of her… The wealthy elite are aghast. “So the eldest young master of the Lu family is the one living off his wife!” Lu Zhi, eldest young master of the Lu family, replies, “The doctor says my teeth are bad, so living off my wife is just right for me!” Jiang Cheng strokes his impossibly handsome face. “Be good, and I’ll let you live off me for the rest of your life.”