The Oil-Painting Boy Ruined My Antique Painting

To make my girlfriend’s exhibition famous, I brought out an ancient painting by the Eight Great Masters. But an up-and-coming oil painter appeared at the show and mocked my collection as worthless. My girlfriend watched as he splashed paint over my head and trampled the ancient painting, then stopped me from calling the police. They had no idea the painting was a genuine antique worth 500 million.