Douluo Dalu: I’ll Hurt You, but Never Kill You, Until Gu Yuena Cries

[Pure catharsis] [Torment Tang San] [Torment Yu Xiaogang] [Torment everyone] [A deeply satisfying emotional ride]

Lin Bei arrives in Douluo Dalu with the cultivation of a Level 99 Limit Douluo.

But the System he’s bound to is called [Torment, Don’t Kill].

If he goes a day without tormenting someone, his level will drop, and even the age of his Soul Rings will decrease.

Tormenting people every day, on the other hand, not only lets him stretch his muscles, but also earns him System rewards that will help him become a god.

So Lin Bei gets to tormenting people.

His first target is Gu Yuena.

It’s one thing not to torment her, but once he does, he somehow beats his way into her heart.

What can he do? Naturally, he takes Gu Yuena along to torment people.

Their first stop is Shrek Academy, near the Star Dou Great Forest.

As luck would have it, Shrek Academy is throwing its weight around, refusing to refund registration fees and bullying common Soul Masters.

Heaven’s dead, and Lin Bei shall rise!

Lin Bei immediately takes on the mantle of justice and gives the gang of villains a thorough beating!

Dai Mubai: You monster! You’ve taken away my ability to be a man!

Ma Hongjun: Boss, you’ve only lost your manhood. I can’t even walk anymore!

Tang San: I’ve lost the ability to make and use hidden weapons.

Flender: I’ll behave. Please let me go!

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Gu Yuena: That beating restored quite a bit of my Dragon God Origin. How nice.

Lin Bei: The worst thing about tormenting people is when you end up making them enjoy it.