Changsheng: Fairy, Don't Come, I'm Afraid

"Master, Master, others cultivate immortality for the sake of immortality, but why do you still cultivate immortality after you become immortal?" "Because everyone is eager to be a teacher, and if you don't cultivate, you will be killed by them sooner or later." "They, who are they?" "There are so many fairies from the Tianyi Sect and sorceresses from the Huanqing Sect." "But the teacher's wife said that you are suffering from persecution fantasy." "What kind of persecution fantasy? You don't have a master wife at all! That's because she is greedy for me!" "Really? Then do you remember that you don't have an apprentice either?" The disciple in front of him suddenly had his eyes popping out, his cheeks opened, and his big mouth was about to chew Xu Beisheng! "Are you also greedy for my body? Die!" A bolt of thunder smashed the weird apprentice into pieces. Looking around, there was no wreckage.