Unscientific Immortal

"Master Ye, you are very popular. People are discussing on the Internet that you can calculate and predict the future. Is it true?" "Those Internet fun-lovers are just phishing on the Internet, and they are deceiving honest people like you." "Then someone photographed you flying with your sword. Is this always true?" "It's all about technology and hard work. Do you understand movie special effects?" "Immortal, I feel like I have encountered something dirty and I have been having difficulty breathing recently. Even the doctors can't find out the reason. Please help me!" ''Can you breathe easier if you wear your sweater inside out? " "Immortal Ye, I've hit a ghost. " "No, you are just mentally ill, there are no ghosts in the world! " "Immortal Ye, I have given you all my wealth. Please accept me as your disciple and teach me magic! " "What kind of magic is there? Do you want to learn magic? " Faced with these strange questions, Ye Chulan could only defend weakly: "There are no immortals, no magic, and no ghosts in this world! Everyone must believe in science! " "Immortal, what is your job? " "Depend on! " Ye Chulan cursed and jumped off the cliff, using his sword to escape.