The Love Brain Taoist Is the Real Young Master Who Was Kidnapped

I'm a weasel. Before my mother ascended to immortality, she took me to a Taoist temple, pointed at a young Taoist priest, and said, "Follow him, and you too can become an immortal." Fifteen years later, at a bright and luxurious wedding banquet in a five-star hotel, the laughter stopped abruptly, and was replaced by the earth shaking. The little Taoist priest who used to be a crybaby held me tightly in his arms: "There's an earthquake, don't be afraid!" I raised the corners of my mouth with disdain and whispered in his ear: "Shock your head, that's my fart!" In fact, that earthquake was my catastrophe. After that, I ascended and became an immortal, and he was buried underground forever...