My Wife Went Hiking with an Online Friend, So I Offered a Nationwide Reward

My wife, Jiang Jia, went hiking with an online friend and went missing. I was away on a business trip, frantic with worry. I called the police and a search-and-rescue team in the middle of the night, and even posted a missing-person notice for my wife. Two days later, the rescue team found her, but she complained that I was making a fuss and wasting public resources. I smiled, calmly took out an agreement, and told her to sign it and get lost!