After Being Dumped by a Scumbag, He Reached the Peak of His Life

After my girlfriend finished her graduate school education, she broke up with me on the grounds that my college degree was not worthy of her graduate degree. I spilled a cup of milk tea, staining her Chanel dress and the new AJ of the handsome young boy next to her. Ten years of relationship, fed the dog. "If you want to break up, you can. Give me the money back with interest."