This Priest Is Truly Wicked

The person who wakes a princess with a kiss isn't necessarily a prince. It could also be a priest. What you get from selling something to a “recycler” isn't necessarily gold coins. It could be all sorts of strange abilities and stats. For example: Common Sense Modification When other heroes are held at gunpoint by villains and struggle to keep calm, Oiler points the gun at his own forehead, grinning: “I bet your gun isn't loaded!” When other heroes are still being talked into doubting whether they're even on the side of justice, Oiler steps forward and speaks his mind: “Come on, if I'm not the righteous one, then how could you be?” When other heroes are still trying to reason with villains, Oiler opens with a magic spell that seals their abilities: “I can't be bothered to reason with you. You're not worth listening to!” … One day, when humanity began choosing its Ten Most Inspiring People, The one standing before you now is: A human-shaped natural disaster at sea! A priest whom demons call a demon! A favored one of the Goddess of Holy Light! The kindest priest in Silvermoon Town! A demon-slaying machine! A death knight! Humanity's greatest and holiest teacher, Oiler!