The Lovely Divine Doctor: Brother, Need a Checkup?

Young Master Jiang has plenty of secret identities and is always on the front lines of gossip. Then one day, while gossiping, he has an unfortunate mishap and is struck by an incurable poison. Young Master Jiang lies flat and makes arrangements for his own funeral, only for some quack to cure him. After that, every time he's on the verge of being beaten to death, he runs into the quack again. The first time, he says, “For saving my life, I'll repay you in my next.” The second time, he says, “I have a hundred thousand taels in savings. Take it all as your fee.” The third time, he says, “I have a prime feng shui burial plot, and there's even a fine cypress coffin there for you, Divine Physician.” The ...th time, he says, “I'm all that's left. Take me if you want. Do whatever you like. I'm tired.”