Are You Crazy? Why Are You Dating the Evil God Again?

Not long after retiring from the quick transmigration villain department, Wen Chan opens her eyes and discovers she's transmigrated again. She remembers the System once telling her, when she was a villain, that after her missions ended, she would be rewarded with all kinds of handsome men. Okay, everyone, it's finally her turn for a sweet romance! ˉ In the small-town level, players fight deadly battles against terrifying monsters, desperate to get the keys to clear the game from them. Wen Chan hugs her trembling boyfriend and gently comforts him. “Don't be scared. I'll protect you.” In the cruise ship level, players must fight sea monsters while also guarding against attacks from NPCs and other players. Wen Chan takes her soft, boneless boyfriend by the hand and reminds him quietly, “Stay close to me, okay?” In the urban legend level, players follow bizarre rules while investigating the truth and trying to escape. Wen Chan brings her timid boyfriend along to watch the drama and gossip. “Remember, don't hang out with these weird people. They look like idiots.” ˉ While everyone else is running for their lives, Wen Chan is dating. While everyone else is solving puzzles, Wen Chan is dating. Player: “Are you insane? Why are you dating an evil god again?” Wen Chan, wide-eyed with shock: “Huh? Isn't this a bonus round from the quick transmigration System?” Player: “Quick transmigration was a thing hundreds of years ago! We're in a horror game level!” Wen Chan: “…” Behind her, her “frail” boyfriend wraps a pitch-black tentacle around her waist. “Baby, I've washed up and I'm ready. Come love me~” Wen Chan: “I don't care! This is my bonus round!” All the players: “…” Her romance-addled brain should mean a zero percent chance of clearing the game, so how is she still alive?