I Am the King of the Desert Island Variety Show, Who Is the Best Among the Bastards in the World?

[Shadow sculpture + entertainment industry + live broadcast + nonsense X has been read and replied] As the saying goes. The tortoise of a thousand years, the tortoise of ten thousand years. Shi Gui is a thousand-year-old turtle. After accidentally swallowing the system, he was viciously retaliated and turned on the vicious female supporting character. The system said: "You old turtle, enjoy your life of being sprayed, you will have to die a happy death." Shi Gui: "Death? Old Turtle, I have lived enough. Can you let me die now? Please, let me die!" However. Death cannot die. Shi Gui is a vicious female supporting character, gloomy and nervous. Faced with the difficulties faced by her adoptive mother, the heroine Bai Lian will die sooner or later anyway, so Shi Gui sets fire to her home. The wealthy male protagonist avenges the female protagonist. Shi Gui directly engages in a big fight, making him slide three hundred meters to his knees and eat shit. In order to make a living, he was forced to participate in variety shows. While others were fishing and worrying about food, she jumped in and felt at home in the sea. Others participate in life variety shows, but it is like participating in love variety shows, and the comments are all: "Knocked up." It's her turn. Shi Gui lay paralyzed on the sand basking in the sun, feeling drowsy. Faced with the NPC's ambiguous overtures, she jumped up and roared: "Here comes my old turtle!" Others enthusiastically took photos, and Shi Gui picked up the branches and leaves, knitted himself green hats, and faced reporters for interviews—— Shi Gui said: "Green." "The source of life." "The origin of the universe, I love green, I hope everyone can wear a green hat."