Strangeness Is Coming: I Will Buy Teyvat at the Beginning!

[Magical article + Weird and funny imaginative article + Unsystematic and refreshing article] Lin Kong, who accidentally came to the continent of Teyvat, discovered that this world, although superficially the same, was the same. But in fact, everyone here is contaminated by the strange. Even if the Grass God, who has been imprisoned for five hundred years, finally sees the light of day, it is difficult to ensure that his state of mind remains pure. The God of Thunder, who gave up the twisted eternity, will once again embark on the twisted eternity while missing his loved ones. Even after being relieved of five thousand years of responsibility, the rock-like god could not escape wear and tear. "Sister, your dream is to rule the country of Inazuma properly. How about I send the entire country to you?" "I doubt that Liyue's new era can stop the evil spirit of the devil. Why don't we try it ourselves?" Arecino: My child, are you going to be tricked and deceived by the doctor? Why not cut off your legs so that you can't go anywhere? Kamisato Ayaka: My love, I am very happy to be dating Xiao Gong. Look, this is her severed hand. In this way, the three of us can be together forever. Ying: The starry sky... Is false, what about us... And now, Lin Kong, as the protagonist in the game, has arrived on the continent of Teyvat as a traveler! Although he can be reborn infinitely, he has lost his extraordinary power to use various elemental powers. The only thing that can help is that I accidentally saved hundreds of billions of molas during the three-year journey. In response, Lin Kong howled angrily. "Weird Teyvat! What's the use of having money!"