A Certain Cursed Pirate of the Caribbean

The ocean has always been filled with mystery, legends, adventure, and freedom. Nothing captures it better than the tales of pirates…

Alan Stark became a pirate without hesitation, pursuing freedom and his dreams.

Across these seas sailed one legendary pirate after another:

A foul-mouthed, effeminate captain who always relied on his compass to guide him toward his dreams.

A captain who adored apples, a ruthless hero with a tender side few knew about.

A captain obsessed with immortality who commanded a magical ship.

A tyrannical captain, a heartbroken octopus-faced man who also controlled a giant sea monster.

And the undead captain trapped in Bermuda, whose only wish was to find his beloved little sparrow…

An outsider in the Stark family, Alan Stark bore a curse while searching for the freedom that was his alone.

Until one day, an old man named Nick Meller came aboard his Lucky Star and shouted those words while attacking a sea monster with a wooden stick:

Avada Kedavra!!!

Alan Stark: Did magic just ambush my freedom???

Crew, heed my command! Turn the cannons toward that castle called Hogwarts

Fire!!!

For the freedom of pirates everywhere, let’s go kick God in the ass!!!