There Are Always Goblins Plotting Against Me

"Taoist Master, I see that few people come to your Taoist temple every month. How do you make a living?" The little Taoist priest looked up to the sky and laughed: "I said, do you believe it is by catching monsters?" "Catch... Catch monsters?" He didn't answer everyone's doubts. He was in high spirits, walking with wind on his feet on the mountain road, and his steps were as fast as flying. Soon... At seven o'clock in the morning, the little Taoist priest was hiding next to the stove, holding his cell phone tightly: "I would like to ask... How to send the monsters back? Ever since they stayed at my house and refused to leave, I realized... I am really poor and cannot afford to support them..." "Bang bang——" There was a knock on the door. "When is breakfast ready? I'm hungry!" "There's a new game out, I want to play it!" "Two pilgrims came to donate money for incense just now. I accidentally scared them away! What should I do now?" This article tells the story of an aspiring young man's battle of wits and courage with monsters. I hope to provide high-quality warning education courses for all aliens, people from the future, people from other worlds, and people with super powers. Any similarity is purely coincidental.