I Have a Claw Machine

I got a claw machine, and from then on, things got completely out of hand.

While everyone else is sleeping, I'm playing the claw machine!

While everyone else is at work, I'm playing the claw machine!

While everyone else is logging into games, I'm still playing the claw machine!

I thought I was the only one who could play this claw machine, but it turns out other people can use it too. For every toy they win, I get points.

The points can be exchanged for all kinds of miraculous items:

[Lucky Watermelon]: A friendly reminder: munching on watermelon while playing the claw machine can boost your odds of winning a toy!

[Acting Glasses]: A futuristic product that gives you an award-winning actor's skills as soon as you put it on. Use it to sweep the fangirls off their feet!

With the claw machine's help, I went from being a graduate of a mediocre university to building a thriving business and becoming the world's largest claw machine supplier!

Beautiful women and handsome men, come play the claw machine!